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Posted on 08/26/2019 9:25:36 AM PDT by servo1969
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is having serious health problems and Democrat leaders have announced that in the unfortunate event she should pass away, whoever Trump appoints to replace her will be guilty of sexual misconduct.
As conservatives quietly issued prayers for the recovery of their long-time political opponent Ginsburg, leftists broke off their raucous celebrations of the death of libertarian billionaire David Koch to issue denunciations of the sexual misconduct committed by whoever Trump appoints as Ginsburg's replacement should Ginsburg die.
At The New York Times, a former newspaper, editor-in-chief Blithering Prevarication the Third was informed of Ginsburg's illness and immediately called off his Koch death celebration, stopped dancing around a pentagram while dressed as a goat, and assigned his entire op-ed page to women who had been sexually mistreated themselves and were therefore convinced that whoever came forward to accuse whoever was appointed to replace Ginsburg if Ginsburg died would be telling the truth.
Angry Times editorialist Michele Angry entitled her editorial "Someone I Know Once Got Whistled At On The Street So I Believe Trump's Supreme Court Pick Will Be Guilty of Assault When We Find Out Who It Is."
Angry's angry editorial read in part, "It is way past time for us to stop thinking rationally and to instead believe every woman who levels charges against anyone we disagree with. I myself was once asked out on a date by someone I didn't find attractive, so I know what it's like to be murdered by the sort of deranged serial killer Trump will appoint if Ginsburg should pass."
Editors at CNN cleared the schedule there to make room for all the women who would come forward after the first accuser to create an atmosphere of credibility that CNN commentators could discuss with sanctimonious looks on their faces. CNN was immediately besieged by neurotics, floozies and prostitutes auditioning for the accuser parts. Several of them will be hosting new talk shows on the cable network this fall.
“...whoever Trump appoints to replace her will be guilty of sexual misconduct.”
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LOL! The signs are already made with a fill in the blank space for the name.
LOLs!
Trump should be ready to put up a series of implausible nominees for the Dems/media/hate groups to knock down, before proposing the real nominee. The Dems always use this tactic, because people can stomach faux outrage and thin arguments only so long. A good sequence would be Epstein (turns out he’s dead) > Harvey Weinstein (though there’s danger the Dem’s would confirm him) > Bill Cosby > serious candidate. Need to anticipate what the usual suspects come up with if Trump’s nominee is female.
They forgot about being a racists and homophobe.
Going to be hard to find sexual harassment on this woman's resume....
Question for FReeper doctors and/or other knowledgeable folks. Ginsberg in 2009 had pancreatic cancer. The tumor was about 1 cm and located in the central part of the pancreas. It was treated by surgical resection of the tail and body of her pancreas followed by radiation and chemotherapy and was considered cured.
Fast forward to August 2019. A new tumor of unspecified size arises in some unspecified location in the remaining portions of her pancreas. It’s treated solely by the “latest and greatest” form or radiation therapy with no further treatment currently planned beyond monitoring it closely.
Forgetting it is PBG, what would be a typical prognosis for a similarly situated patient?
He or She or It or Whatever ... will also be a RACIST... RACIST, RACIST, and run rape rooms for teenage girls...
“...Amy Coney Barrett Out of all the women, Barrett seems to be the frontrunner. ...
Going to be hard to find sexual harassment on this woman’s resume.... “
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I’m not going to say a thing about those times she continually harassed me.
Oh...... never mind, that was just a fantasy I had. ;-)
months if that. Judging by the fact they had to place a stent the lesion is in an area called the head of the pancreas. It is closely approximated to liver , bowel, blood vessels and a nerve complex called the celiac plexus. It is not resectable (removable) which is why they treated it with radiation. i have never heard of curative radiation did a pancreatic tumor (unless there is something very new) so this is palliative for symptom control. Given her age and overall health she does not have long. That said she has already beaten some stiff odds with her other cancers.
They likely already have an accuser picked as well....
Maybe less.
You think we can use Dr. Ford again?
Is it really satire?
Avanati is out trying to round up some more creditable witnesses right now.
The best satire is indistinguishable from the truth.
“Need to anticipate what the usual suspects come up with if Trump’s nominee is female.”
She’ll be a “transphobic” “non-inclusive” “bigot” for daring to “identify” as a “cisgender” (i.e. biological) woman.
Guaranteed.
And she’ll be “anti-woman” if she’s ever defended the lives of babies in utero.
Guaranteed.
Perfect.
True but she's a Catholic. She'll have to deal with all those snarling hate-filled anti-Catholics out there........looking to draw blood.
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