Biden Doctor Insists: Former VP ‘Has a Brain That Is Functioning’

freebeacon ^ | AUGUST 20, 2019 | Andrew Stiles

[Bonemaker]

[Billthedrill]

"He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven’t seen any change," Kassell said.

You could say the same thing about Einstein. It isn't necessarily good news.

[plain talk]

“”functioning” is your standard?”

LOL

[Political Junkie Too]

Doc: Dem frontrunner definitely doesn't have brain damage... "He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven’t seen any change," Kassell said.

Translation: He says that gibberish and gropes little girls all on his own volition. No excuses.

-PJ

[conservative98]

Thank you.

[xrmusn]

Backhanded...almost to the point of an acquaintance of mine had a heart transplant at 45 and went right back to the habits that basically caused the problem to begin with..smoking, drinking etc with his explanation being HE was 45 but he had a ‘new heart’..(He lasted about 15 years)

I used to say I was sane and had the ‘papers’ to prove it as I went through the standard psych tests for Submarine duty.
As I got older I realized the reason for the tests wasn’t to establish ones sanity, it was to see if one was ‘crazy’ enough to be able to stand being in a sunken steel tube for long periods of time, jump out of perfectly good airplanes, swim long distances with your body weight strapped to you etc etc etc... <: <: <:

[DannyTN]

Whose brain does he have?

[rfp1234]

Biden's new slogan is he's "strong, steady, and stable"

A strong, steady, and stable dunce!

[SaxxonWoods]

“He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven’t seen any change,” Kassell said.

I believe that!

d;^)

[Reily]

More proof the Founding Fathers had it right - no direct election of senators!

[SaveFerris]

[ “He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven’t seen any change,” Kassell said. ]

Well, that’s hard to disagree with.

Problem is.....

[campaignPete R-CT]

The Abby Normal brain is still unaccounted for.

[SaveFerris]

“Abby Joe Biden”

“DO NOT USE”

[ealgeone]

dumb then....dumb now.

[bigbob]

Gotta be the Babylon Bee...

[Boogieman]

Biden’s Doc sez: “Joe’s brain is working fine. We definitely didn’t have to remove half of it and replace it with a monkey brain and some styrofoam pellets. Don’t be ridiculous.”

[SaveFerris]

Hope the Democrats nominate Joe. Please, DNC. Please nominate Joe.

[Boogieman]

Biden’s new slogan is he’s “strong, steady, and stable”

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Sounds like how the doctor describes your pulse after you are recovering from an emergency...

[NewJerseyJoe]

Any doctor who would publicly betray patient privacy (which is illegal, by the way) is not a doctor I’m going to pay any attention to.

[lasereye]

Kassell went on to say that he planned to vote for "the candidate who I am absolutely certain has a brain that is functioning. And that narrows it down exactly to one."

It sounds like he's saying the other Dem candidates don't have a functioning brain.