Earth's future in being written in fast-melting Greenland [Fake News Fear mongering]

NBC MONTANA ^ | 8/20/19 | Seth Borenstein

[DannyTN]

Climate Hoaxers have talked about using Mirrors to shield Greenland to protect the ice shelf.

I say put the mirrors up but deflect the light from northern part of Greenland to the lower part of Greenland.

Build a couple of safe nuclear power plants.

Then get Elon Musk’s Boring company to build tunnels linking the towns.
While building the tunnels keep an eye out for places to mine minerals.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Look, we’re gonna need somewhere to put those troops and facilities if and when Guam tips over. I mean, it’s just a matter of prudent planning. Perhaps we’ll agree to buy our cold-weather gear from Denmark as part of the deal.

[null and void]

That happens when you graze next to the face of the glacier. It's shielded from the bitter north wind, there's plenty of water to grow things, sunlight reflected from the glacier face encourages plant growth. It's a perfect micro-climate.

Until a slab of ice a half mile wide and a couple hundred feet tall cleaves off and and mashes you into the near frozen ground, breaks your back* before you can swallow that mouthful of marigolds and rapidly freezes your remains...

* Note that the frozen mammoth with the flowers in its mouth was described as being in perfect condition, except for a broken back, a frequently glossed over detail.

[FatherofFive]

Perhaps we’ll agree to buy our cold-weather gear from Denmark as part of the deal.

Give them Puerto Rico

[eyeamok]

Global Warming vs. Solar Cooling: The Showdown Begins in 2020

https://www.livescience.com/61716-sun-cooling-global-warming.html

[DUMBGRUNT]

Wait until they figure out Trump wants to buy Greenland as a refuge for all Americans when global warming happens...

I can’t quite determine if they want to drive the asking price up or down?

Better golf without the snow or marsh/tundra is difficult to build on?

[hanamizu]

That makes perfect sense. It’s easy to forget how big those glaciers were and how they seemingly vanished with few traces. What looks to us a plain once had a mountain of ice on it.

[justa-hairyape]

Greenland is the Past. The Future is the Equatorial Oceans. Energy flows from equator to poles, not the other way around you dingbats.

[Midwesterner53]

We better go ahead and buy it before it melts away to nothing!

[SamAdams76]

Yes, let's buy it. If all the ice melts, we have thousands of miles of beachfront property.

Cowabunga!

[hinckley buzzard]

From the scablands of Washington to the Great Lakes to the monadnocks of New England, most of the geography of the northern half of the American continent is the work of the Ice Ages and their periodic thaws.

[hinckley buzzard]

From the scablands of Washington to the Great Lakes to the monadnocks of New England, most of the geography of the northern half of the American continent is the work of the Ice Ages and their periodic thaws.

[Verginius Rufus]

The Danes had better hurry and sell Greenland to Trump before it’s all gone.

[scrabblehack]

If true, Trump is getting in on the ground floor. All that real estate could be valuable some day.