Rep. Elijah Cummings’ Baltimore Home Burglarized, Police Say

CBS Baltimore ^ | 1 August 2019

[stormhill]

Next, they will blame Pres Trump.

Yeah; where were you Saturday, Donald? Well, no matter. Whoever did it was clearly a racist, anyway.

[mewzilla]

Getting rid of evidence and/or insurance fraud..

[tinamina]

Actually maybe he knows to have a moat. Dana Perino says this home was one owned by Cummings but is a rental. Maybe he’s a slum lord?

[M Kehoe]

Elijah, first rule of wife and mistress: don’t tell them where you hid your stash.

5.56mm

[Liz]

The little Milk Dud is deep in thought. Can Baltimore City Hall create $16 billion in back-dated
vouchers for bogus community projects in time to keep Cummings and his wife out of avoid jail?

[manc]

My thoughts too.

[guido911]

I’ve been having a bad day. But this makes me happy.

[hsmomx3]

You can’t tell me he doesn’t have security alarms, cameras, guards.

[drpix]

That's a close call. Trump's 1st Tweet against Cummings on the 27th was at 4;14 AM. The article say Cunmmings burglary occurred at 3:40 AM... but it doesn't say what time was it reported. Here's the text of that Trump Tweet:

Donald J. Trump
‏
Verified account
 
@realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump
 
Rep, Elijah Cummings has been a brutal bully, shouting 
and screaming at the great men & women of Border Patrol 
about conditions at the Southern Border, when actually 
his Baltimore district is FAR WORSE and more dangerous. 
His district is considered the Worst in the USA......

4:14 AM - 27 Jul 2019

[Gil4]

I wonder if the burglar was a person or just a typical Baltimore rodent of unusual size.

Chances of it being either a 'rat or a rat are about 99.99%

[normbal]

And lo and behold ALL of his wife’s tax records from her [credibly alleged] fraudulent use of campaign funds disappeared, JUST LIKE THAT!

[reed13k]

Likely the only thing missing were the incriminating hard drives and files....

[Conservative4Ever]

My first thought.

[TangoLimaSierra]

When was the last time he was at his Baltimore home?

[The Antiyuppie]

Money says the first place he checked was the freezer.

[fruser1]

Damn why didn’t I think of that -

“Where did 1.9 billion go...”

Would it fit under the mattress?

In the freezer? (someone did hide cash there in the Bush years I think).

[TigersEye]

Further investigation has revealed that a case of Milk Duds was taken from the pantry.

[Celtic Conservative]

I dunno. Ask her. That’s how I found out.

CC

[ConservativeMind]

Evidence Cummings needed to hide can now be said to have been “stolen.”

[ConservativeMind]

They both have the same lipstick.