Posted on 07/10/2019 6:52:56 AM PDT by Enlightened1
Make sure to triple wash your greens after buying them from your local grocery store.
Bizarre footage from a Kroger supermarket in Stone Mountain, Georgia, shows a woman laying horizontally on top of fresh produce and appears to be 'bathing' it in.
The unidentified woman takes the lettuce and rubs it on her legs and necks while spewing what sounds like a confession.
'I was about to steal, I'm a starving a** b****', she says while reaching her foot up and resting it on greens.
She continues to say: 'And I'm black as hell. And my baby is black.'
A Loss Prevention officer at the supermarket is seen in the video awkwardly trying to get the woman down. 'Ma'am, ma'am, get up, stop,' he says to no avail.
The person who posted the video said in the caption: 'I just witnessed a woman slap two random people in Kroger for no apparent reason.'
They added that the woman immediately started to scream 'rape and abuse' and then ran and jumped into the produce.
The officer gives up and looks around as dumbfounded as most people are when watching this bizarre situation.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
The woman self-identifies as a head of lettuce - who’s to disagree?
It’s only been called “loss prevention” for 40 or so years...
Nobody would touch this story if the woman had been rolling around in a bin of watermelons.
You mean upper left corner.
Climb into the danger zone...
I never saw it until two or three years ago. Before that it was just “security.”
Looks like a crack up.
It does make you wonder.
“Loss prevention” gives it a kind of passive nuance, as if his job is to prevent mysterious or accidental “losses” rather than to prevent STEALING.
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Well, it would make the thieves feel bad if they were accused of stealing.
AMEN!!! Im sick of it!
Shaniqua? Is that you?
Eeeuuuu. No salad for lunch today.
It already did. It may thrash around for quite some time though.
Demographics matter, folks
I think Ill skip the lettuce today.
The next step is to do something non-violent bat $hit crazy and get arrested for it. The police and court reports find the person mentally impaired.
Bingo! Case closed. The checks are on the way.
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