[ClearCase_guy]

He’s making a risky move. That gun might decide to shoot him. They’re like that, you know.

[max americana]

“That gun might decide to shoot him. They’re like that, you know.”

Yup. Guns have a mind of their own according to stupid liberals. They sometimes hold meetings at 3 am and figure out which person to shoot the next day..

[fini]

"He’s making a risky move. That gun might decide to shoot him. They’re like that, you know."

I've heard of that, but my guns are the laziest group of inanimate of objects you've ever met. They don't clean themselves. They don't load themselves. In fact, all they do is lay around. I swear, if it started raining, they would probably just rust. If it wasn't for, me they wouldn't ever go bang. Maybe they are unionized?