Strange, what motivates people.
Posted on 05/24/2019 7:30:22 PM PDT by lightman
Troopers still gotta fill that ticket quota.
Hindu Nuffin.
Why in the he11 is Devi C. Adhikari in this country?!
“The Dauphin County District Attorney Fran Chardo will make a determination as to whether the shooting was justified.”
While yer at it Fran, make a degermination whether Officer Friendly needs some more range time.
Too much spicy curry.
Strange, what motivates people.
LOL
That was the most unintentionally funny things I’ve seen in a while.
“He murdered 7 people when he stepped out of his car by shooting them at close range and then shooting again any he thought were still alive.
And he had a broken tail light”
:)
Apparently even in old Heavy Metal. d;^)
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Prosecutor : Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?
Stern : [haughtily] I am.
Prosecutor : Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...
[pauses to check the criminal record]
Prosecutor : ...and one moving violation. How do you plead?
Stern : [haughtily] Not guilty.
I like it. Cherry on top...
Probably running a Dunkin Donuts.
Great flick.
Attempted suicide by cop.
The citation documents and validates the reason for the traffic stop in the first place.
25 years law enforcement here. I know. Just poking fun. The establishing charges in cases like this strike me as funny. Perhaps I should put on a warning note for the ironically challenged.
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