“I refuse to use those Damned self checkouts!!!”
I love the self checkouts. I’m out of the store in a minute and a half. I don’t have to wait for some woman (it’s almost always women) to fumble with her purse, pull out food stamps, write a check, make small talk, pull out dozens of expired coupons, etc. I also don’t have to deal with incredibly stupid checkers. Did I mention change purses?
“...change purses...”. Oh hold on I have the penny, find purse, open purse, root root root through purse, find change purse, peck through coins, find a dime instead of the penny...
Walmart’s checkout is the best. Scan and then insert credit card. Despite the screen that shows a bunch of moron prompts there are only two steps required. Scan items and insert credit card. You do not have to press any of the placebo prompts.