Bitcoins must be made of carbon.
Pssst. I have some bitcoin offsets I’ll sell you real cheap.
what do they get out of faked transactions ??
... claims that the things are actually used (pretending it is a viable ‘currency’ to sell it to the ignorant) ???
And consider THIS is the most known cryptocurrency and there are a thousand ‘also rans’ out there.
Sorry Bitcoin Proponents, I dont do FADS and have an IQ higher than 60