There's 'Dad', in his demin skirt.
There's 'Dad', in his demin skirt.
Make the ‘denim’.
Some people really should not be parents. Some people should not have children.
This pair are prime candidates. Do not reproduce. Live your crazy lives without messing up a child’s life.
Drugs are bad, dude.
Child abuse
prancing sphincter boy ...
Was "dad" once a woman? I can't tell anymore.
Yeah, I see that. And is that the other dad in the plaid shirt?
The child is plural
How the F do people get like this?
Is it plastics in our food?
Is it the depletion of ozone?
Is it ultra gamma ray bombardment?
One day, China’s just going to bulldoze right over our defenses and ‘Merica will be gone for good...
We don’t stand a chance.
2/12/2029
Dear “Dad,”
I know you thought you were doing the right thing.
Not sure why you called the newspapers instead of just focusing on your new baby.
Alas turns out I’m not even your kid.
Yep those blue eyes aren’t phenotypes from your great-great grandma Louise.
Good luck!
PS my real Dad wears pants and has a penis, like me.
PPS Can I have your Dad’s power tools?
Love
your
“Theybe”
He’s a boy.
In this alleged family, I would not be at all surprised if the “dad” was the one in the plaid shirt. The one with the beard and skirt is clearly mom.
Baby is trying to learn to walk as fast as he can so he can run away. Or perhaps that’s a little girl with a boy’s haircut.
I was about to say, who is the dad?.
What a disaster the world is going too.
There’s ‘Dad’, in his demin skirt.
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Holy mackerel, I missed that! Yikes. That poor child.