[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Like the section on native Ethiopian cuisine.

Hey, don't be knockin' on Ethiopian cuisine. It's quite tasty.

[IronJack]

There is no such thing as “Ethiopian cuisine.” Ethiopian COOKING perhaps, but nothing that could realistically be called “cuisine.”

[sparklite2]

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?
A vegetarian.
What do you call an Ethiopian with two dogs?
A rancher.

And this season on Ethiopian Idol ...

Don’t miss the finale of Ethiopian Idol, as the last contestant standing, after months of brutal begging for food resulted in death by starvation of one candidate a week, receives a comb.