What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?
A vegetarian.
What do you call an Ethiopian with two dogs?
A rancher.
And this season on Ethiopian Idol ...
Don’t miss the finale of Ethiopian Idol, as the last contestant standing, after months of brutal begging for food resulted in death by starvation of one candidate a week, receives a comb.
I’ll ask you the same question. Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
What do they call Venetian blinds in Ethiopia?
Bunk beds
(Stolen from the Nat. Lampoon)