Report: Eagles Fan Attacked Girlfriend, Put Dog in Microwave After Playoff Loss

Breitbart ^ | 15 Jan 2019 | Dylan Gwinn

[detective]

People cope with disappointment in all kinds of different ways, but what one Eagles fan reportedly did after Sunday’s playoff loss takes things to an entirely different level. According to court records, a 31-year-old Eagles fan became so enraged after Philadelphia’s loss to the Saints on Sunday, that she assaulted her girlfriend and put her dog in a microwave. The incident occurred at a Best Western motel in Hanover Township, Northampton County.

As the Daily News reports, “Kirsten Gaskins of Philadelphia was charged with simple assault, harassment, cruelty to animals and possession of drug paraphernalia. She was arraigned by District Judge Robert Hawke and released on $20,000 unsecured bail.”

[SGCOS]

holy moly! looks like she was using gillette razors for the first time!!!

[Jewbacca]

And comfortable shoes.

[Old Yeller]

Take it to the Limit

Witch-A Woman

[detective]

“Needing to know where she is on the hot/crazy index.”

The crazy is off the scale. I wonder if this is the first time she tried to microwave a dog. Evidently Kirsten Gaskins told her lesbian girlfriend that if she left the room, she would kill her dog in the room with them.

I won’t even think about the hot for this lesbian crazy woman.

[dfwgator]

[detective]

“The City of Brotherly Shove.”

The City of brothers on drugs.

[familyop]

Crazy potheads.

[SpaceBar]

The vast majority of domestic police calls are the direct result of poor judgment, poor conflict resolution skills, lack of impulse control, drugs/alcohol, and a low IQ powering all of the above e.g. people not acting like rational properly developed adult humans.

[BlueLancer]

Okay, explain to me “toxic masculinity” again ...?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

[EEGator]

That’s ridiculous. Say it again and I’ll put your dog in the microwave.

[blu]

You really should read the article so you CAN SEE THE PUCTURE. You will be going “waaaa??” for a long time!

[EEGator]

Get the hell out of my cab.

[patriotspride]

she assaulted her girlfriend
I think I see the problem........................

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:):):):)

[NormsRevenge]

Put an NFL helmet on her and she’d fit right into a lot of NFL teams. Just keep her away from the cheerleaders.

Dreadlocks seem to be in fashion these days.

[detective]

“That’s ridiculous. Say it again and I’ll put your dog in the microwave.”

I think it was more like, “I’m gonna kick your ass bitch. And if you run away I’m gonna put your m**_f**in’ dog in m**f**in’ microwave.”

[Old Yeller]

That’s ridiculous. Say it again and I’ll put your dog in the microwave.

Which in a heterosexual relationship could be a clever metaphor.

[stylin19a]

"Philly fans are crazy."

No kidding. Everyone knows micro-waves are for cats.

[BlueStateRightist]

“Who takes a dog to a motel?”

It’s a pet-unfriendly motel.

[tomkat]

Philly fans are well known lowlifes.

Could be because Filthadelphia is a quintessential shithole.