Report: Eagles Fan Attacked Girlfriend, Put Dog in Microwave After Playoff Loss

Breitbart ^ | 15 Jan 2019 | Dylan Gwinn

[detective]

People cope with disappointment in all kinds of different ways, but what one Eagles fan reportedly did after Sunday’s playoff loss takes things to an entirely different level. According to court records, a 31-year-old Eagles fan became so enraged after Philadelphia’s loss to the Saints on Sunday, that she assaulted her girlfriend and put her dog in a microwave. The incident occurred at a Best Western motel in Hanover Township, Northampton County.

As the Daily News reports, “Kirsten Gaskins of Philadelphia was charged with simple assault, harassment, cruelty to animals and possession of drug paraphernalia. She was arraigned by District Judge Robert Hawke and released on $20,000 unsecured bail.”

[gathersnomoss]

Welcome to the jungle.

[kaktuskid]

At least he didn’t eat the dog, like Raiders Fan

[tuffydoodle]

Scroll down, Kirsten is a she.

[csvset]

Fwiw, the link leads to the facebook log in.

[Ted Grant]

Philly fans are well known lowlifes.

[Notthereyet]

“Needing to know where she is on the hot/crazy index.”
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Any heterosexual wanting anything to do with this woman needs mental assistance.

Scratch that: ANY HUMAN wanting anything to do with this woman needs mental assistance.

STUFFING THE FURBABIE INTO THE MICROWAVE??

[tuffydoodle]

I didn’t get the log in, I got to the weirdo’s facebook page.

[Notthereyet]

“At least he didn’t eat the dog, like Raiders Fan”
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Uh, you meant like Pres Obama, right?

Ugh.

[yldstrk]

sick beach

[DuncanWaring]

Wrong “Kirsten Gaskens”.

[max americana]

I thought it was a raiders fan

[Jewbacca]

“Philly fans are crazy.”

Apparently, lesbian Philly fans are off-the-chart nuts.

[doorgunner69]

Sounds like Filthadepphia all right. Mostly fugly inner city, typical eastern cesspool.

[NormsRevenge]

Da perp - Kirsten Gaskins

The White Pomeranian was OK as the microwave was never turned on.

[dfwgator]

The City of Brotherly Shove.

[Buckeye McFrog]

And you thought it couldn’t get worse than booing Santa Claus.

[Jewbacca]

“She bats for the other team.”

Pretty sure this is a catcher duel.

[dfwgator]

She looks more like the type to go to a WNBA game.

[Red Badger]

[tuffydoodle]

Add to the list of “famous door slams.”

“I’m here to pick up yo daughtah.”