Chelsea Clinton working on book about endangered animals

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[Sub-Driver]

Chelsea Clinton working on book about endangered animals

By Associated Press

Published: 13:41 EST, 17 December 2018 | Updated: 14:02 EST, 17 December 2018

NEW YORK (AP) - Chelsea Clinton's career as a children's author continues with a picture book about endangered animals.

Penguin Young Readers announced Monday that the daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton is collaborating with illustrator Gianna Marino on "Don't Let Them Disappear." Scheduled for April 2, the book will celebrate whales, tigers and other animals and provide advice on how to help preserve them.

Clinton said in a statement that she wanted to help young people learn that some animals are in "desperate need of our attention." Her previous works include "She Persisted: 13 American Women Who Changed the World" and "Start Now! You Can Make a Difference."

[Mears]

“some lobbying and arm twisting from Joe Kennedy”

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A truly evil man.

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[bert]

Here’s a timely recipe......

Spotted owl Fricassee

A classic spotted owl stew recipe simmering in white wine and vegetables is sure to bring comfort to your table. If you don’t want tot use the wine, just add an additional 1/4 cup of owl broth as a substitute.

Ingredients
• 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon paprika
• 1 teaspoon poultry seasoning
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
• 2 Spotted Owls well plucked and minus the heads and feet
• 2 teaspoons butter
• 1 1/2 cups chopped onion
• 1/2 cup chopped celery
• 3 garlic cloves, minced
• 1 cup fat-free, lower-sodium owl broth
• 1/4 cup dry white wine
• 2 cups (3-inch) julienne-cut carrot
• 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
Deep woods owls have a better and piquant flavor than those from near human habitations

[bigbob]

Hope her parents are on the list

[kaehurowing]

They mean that someone is ghost-writing a book for her signature.

Then she can use the book to get payoffs. E.g., you want my family’s goodwill, you really needs to buy 5,000 of my books.

NYTimes will also put it on their bestseller list without anyone actually having read it yet.

[Reily]

I wonder who the Clintons’ Ted Sorenson is?
Sorensen (and maybe on occasion a few others!) did all of JFK’s writing.

Sounds like she’s writing a “Profiles in Courage” type of book! Ha!

[Bob434]

who is the ghost writer? Monika Lewinsky?

[Beowulf9]

[FreedomPoster]

Ima just put this here . . .

[gundog]

This uns got pitchers.

[Leaning Right]

> I wonder who the Clintons’ Ted Sorenson is? <

Well, seeing as Chelsea is writing a vapid and mushy children’s book, I’m guessing it’s some eight-year-old girl somewhere.

[60Gunner]

I can almost hear the discussion among the three grifters:

[Hillary]: "Chelsea, we all know that you're stupid and haven't lifted a ******* finger to do anything on your own for your entire ******* life, but we need more *******cash and nobody trusts your **** father (snicker) and me."

[Bill]: "Yeah, mah Pornhub subscription is runnin' out, and plane tickets to Pedo Island don't grow on trees, ya know."

[Hillary]: "Shut the **** up, you **** and go ******* ***** yourself with your **** before I take away your ****** heart pills." (Turning to Chelsea) "Okay, you little carp-faced ****** brat, here's what you're going to do."

[Chelsea] (smiling vacantly): "Yes, mommy?"

[Hillary] "You're going to pick up that ***** crayon of yours a write a **** **** children's book."

[Chelsea] (blinking): "You mean for Daddy? Did he find more little Haitian girls to pose for the pictures?"

[Hillary]: "No no no, you **** ******** idiot. A book for children, not exploiting them."

[Chelsea]: "Ohhhhh, okay."

[Hillary]: It's **** perfect! Every ****** public school and library will buy it, even if it is written by the dumbest ***** in the universe! Well, second-dumbest now, thanks to that vapid ***** Ocasio-Cortez."

[Chelsea]: "Yayyy me! (singing) "I'm not the dumbest! I'm not the dumbest!"

[Hillary] "And Bill, put some ************ pants on already."

[Bill] (sheepishly): "Awww, okay."

[Calvin Locke]

Oh, come'on.

She had to communicate with her assistant, who called her lawyer, who engaged an agent to find the right publisher, as well as a ghostwriter that can scribe, other than in goat-speak, all the BS from WWF, Algor, UNIPCC, etc.

[piasa]

Leftists... they just can’t write a children’s book that brings joy into a child’s life- with leftists, everything has to be about some crisis.

[Leep]

Christmas at the Clintons.

[Forgotten Amendments]

Are any of them the domesticated ducks her father paid to shoot when he was trying to campaign as a good, old boy?

[2ndDivisionVet]

Venezuela Is Running Out of Toilet Paper.

[Zathras]

Endangered families:
McCain
Kennedy
Clinton
Pelosi
Schumer
Flake
Ryan
Corker
Reid

[LydiaLong]

Somewhere, someplace in the world, I hope they discover that rare, non-existent species - the Clinton Jail Bird.
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Or that rarer bird, The Prison-striped Cough-er.

[Leep]

Dies any one care that the Bigfoot population has dwindled to only 15.
According to the last Census.

[FrankR]

I’d bet what it’s REALLY about is “global warming”, and how it’s ENDANGERING all the poor polar bears...tsk, tsk.