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SATIRE: You're a Mean One Mr. Mueller
Parody Dr. Suess ^ | 12-3-2018 | Self

Posted on 12/02/2018 9:49:45 PM PST by UMCRevMom@aol.com

MR MUELLER

You're a mean one, MR MUELLER

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

MR MUELLER!

You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, MR MUELLER!

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

MR MUELLER!

I wouldn't touch you With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, MR MUELLER!

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

MR MUELLER!

Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, MR MUELLER!

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

MR MUELLER!

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, MR MUELLER!

You're the king of sinful sots!

Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy, purple spots

MR MUELLER!

Your soul is an apalling dump-heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, MR MUELLER!

With a nauseous super naus!

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss

MR MUELLER!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: vanity

1 posted on 12/02/2018 9:49:45 PM PST by UMCRevMom@aol.com
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

MELODY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35WgpMq6e3o


2 posted on 12/02/2018 9:56:08 PM PST by UMCRevMom@aol.com
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3 posted on 12/02/2018 10:06:06 PM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Twisted pasta ALERT!


4 posted on 12/02/2018 11:33:11 PM PST by PGalt
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

One wonders if Mueller has a heart capable of growing; this parody might be a disservice to the Grinch...


5 posted on 12/03/2018 5:45:44 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

He would take that all as a compliment.


6 posted on 12/03/2018 5:48:08 AM PST by HereInTheHeartland (I don't want better government; I want much less of it.)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Not satire. Spot on.


7 posted on 12/03/2018 6:28:35 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know. how people are infected with Ebola.")
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