Posted on 11/11/2018 9:43:14 AM PST by Kaslin
What about the George Burns song “I Wish I Was Eighteen Again”?
He can't buy a new house or choose a different car at 69?
LOL, I’m close to 80 now, but I would like to be 22 again. That way I can drive my Kia down to the beach and pick up a couple of bikini clad 20ish babes. Even the gray haired ones with walkers who are telling me they are 22? The world has truly gone nuts, and who the hell is leading the parade of nuttiness? Who else?
An early Happy 80th Birthday to you!
Why not. It’s as absurd as trying to make a man into a woman.
You better get a Vette or something similar, a Kia aint gonna cut it these days.
Just...sayin.
It may be a biological reality that I am 230 pounds, but I want people to recognize me as a 6-pack 170 pounder. I am tired of being called fat. If people are made to recognize me as the weight and shape I desire, then my feelings will not be hurt. I demand it to be so.
Then, lets see...it may be a biological reality that I am bald, but...
Simply put, he wants to lie about his remaining life span.
From where I sit that is the fraud. He can say he is whatever age, but to have his birth certificate altered, how can anyone’s birth certificate be trusted. Just sayin’.
” The world has truly gone nuts,”
Periodically, society goes nuts and acts irrationally. The Tulip Bulb crisis, people accuse others of witchcraft and execute dozens, spies are seen everywhere and chaos results. The pendulum swings both ways. The time will come when we look back on people changing their sexes and marvel at how crazy we were that everyone was forced to accept this lunacy.
More and more, doctors are finding that sex changes make people unhappy and suicidal. It will stop. It’s just a matter of how long the alphabet people manage to hold sway. But the longer they force themselves down our throats, the worse the reverse swing will be for them.
Once that lunacy stops we will find that laws allowing people to select their sex of official documents will be reversed. In the future those laws will be jokes delivered in law lectures along with the laws about not walking your duck on Saturday night.
I’m just so confused. About EVERYTHING happening on this planet. Everyday it’s something new. Not good. Just new
And just when I think we’ve reached the absolute bottom of all that is gross, base, ridiculous and just plain annoying, here comes another sick twist with the blue plate special of the day
i can see a lot of 15 year olds wanting to be 21 to buy booze, a lot of 40 year olds wanting to be 65 so they can collect social security, etc...
It’s just the next logical step. Unfortunately Liberals are illogical, but the rest of us could see this coming. And much worse.
“biological, chromosomal male “
If you say male, you don’t have to add biological or chromosomal.
Same for mother. If you say mother, you don’t need to add biological or birth.
“surrogate mothers” are not mothers. “Transgender males” are not males.
Doctors have known that for a long time.
But, more and more, sex changes make doctors rich.
Maybe a matchmaker can make him a match?
Fiddler on the roof - Matchmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Hj7bp38f8
Will this war on reality finally devour itself?
Since delusion is now mainstream, I’m thinking about demanding a change on my birth cert to make me Napoleon Bonaparte, with a corresponding birthdate, so I can return from exile and social funds from both the US and France. Let the APA deal with that.
Hey, I drive a Kia too, but,,,,,,, just sayin’
:<)))
Why doesn’t he just “identify” as a 45 year old? That’s fashionable nowadays.
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