[conservative98]

I'm the Democrat party star
Bobby De Niro says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I almost beat Ted Cruz with Soros money
I got a teacher chick

[Ancesthntr]

If he somehow gets the nomination, he will be as much of a sacrificial lamb as Walter Mondale was in 1984. Trump will eat this beta male for breakfast.

[LeoWindhorse]

Master Beto.... yea right.

vote w/ rifles

[Army Air Corps]

Oy veh.

[JudgemAll]

Oh sht, our Trudeau

[The Pack Knight]

Bring it on, Beta.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Clinton-O’Rouke 2020!
Please!!!!!

[Fungi]

Stupid idiots, the senate race won’t be up until 2024, unless he plans to run for dog catcher....

[HighSierra5]

What the hell kinda name is Beto? What a frickin weirdo.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Good.They can piss away more millions.Love it.

[shanover]

Suburban moms will vote for him in a heart beat. The Suburban moms have given the House to the Rats.

[Lockbox]

He could run with Hillary, you know the Two Losers Ticket!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

What’s the appeal of this guy, besides his looking like one of the goofier Kennedys?

[OrangeHoof]

“And now it’s on to Chicago and let’s win there...”

[guido911]

Trump would demolish this guy.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Bull shit. Liberals and Marxists BS. Beetlejuice is not a contender since he lost the Big One. In a primary, he might place ahead of Creepy Porn Lawyer Avenatti but just under Maxine Waters.

Being “under” Maxine Waters is no place any real man would ever want to be, at least not in the past 60 years.

[mulligan]

He is a worthless piece of trash. Only idiots would vote for him.

[Florida1181]

Please, let Robert Francis O’Rourke run for President.

I beg them, please nominate this guy. He wont know what hit him when Trump is done with him.

[W.]

Bater O’dork...