You can always bring up a topic by reminding people to not bring up that topic. For instance, “And when talking about Muhammad, please show respect and let’s not call him a pedophile and let’s not dwell upon his child bride, peace be upon her, or a even refer to him, as some have, as a camel f*cker”
So far, youve won the internet today....
Pork Be Upon Him!
(Before anyone asks, I found it and the other image floating around the Internet. I'm sure TinEye could get a closer bead on them.)
Excellent post, #12!