We were playing a team that was very good, but had a couple of players who were absolute A-holes. They were aggressive bullies and had their way for a while. Then one of them picked a fight with our best player. Unbeknownst to the A-hole, our best player also happened to be a guy who had played junior hockey in Canada and could really handle himself in a fight on skates.
Within about 10 seconds the fight was so lopsided that the poor A-hole was standing there getting hammered by punches with his jersey pulled over his head like this:
At that point I heard my teammate say to the guy: "Put your hands down and stop flailing so they can break up this fight, would ya? I'm embarrassed for you."
The A-hole immediately slumped to his knees, where his teammates helped him put himself back together before the two combatants skated to the locker rooms.
LMAO.
I think this is where Ford's legal team is right now. They dropped the gloves and started fighting, and they realize that they're embarrassing the hell out of themselves.