Posted on 09/14/2018 4:45:48 AM PDT by SkyPilot
Vampires, it seems, have gone mainstream. According to The New York Post, drinking young peoples blood could help you live longer and prevent age-related diseases. (It could also cause you to develop sensitivity to light, sleep in some unusual places, and morph into a small flying rodent, but beggars cant be choosers.) Actually, though, the Posts claim is somewhat misleading. Patients dont really have to drink the blood, they can receive it via transfusion. Technology has advanced, it seems, even for vampires.
Jesse Karamazin, the California "doctor" behind this anti-aging regimen, doesnt actually have a license to practice medicine, but that hasnt stopped his patients from buying what hes selling. For $8,000, anyone 35 or older can receive an infusion of 2.5 liters of teenage blood which Karamzin claims will have miraculous results. The blood or, more specifically, the plasma comes from people aged 16 to 25 who volunteered to donate their plasma (perhaps in order to stop Karamazin from resorting to the traditional method of kidnapping beautiful virgins).
There actually is some evidence for this kind of thing working. A recent study in the science journal Nature, conducted by researchers from University College London, found that blood from younger animals helps protect against age-related ailments in older animals. Geneticist Dame Linda Partridge believes we have an ethical imperative to cure illness where we find it, and that this treatment could help eliminate illnesses related to aging.
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I think this is real.
My aging mom gets transfusions for her anemia. She says that she feels much better after transfusions.
But it doesn’t last very long.
As I said, Elizabeth Bathory was real!
“People donate their blood and he makes $8000 selling it. Hmm.....”
It’s likely to be paid-for plasma, not donated. When I was in college, oh so many years ago, and I wanted a couple of bucks for Friday night, I would sell my plasma. They would take my blood, centrifuge it, transfuse the blood cells back in and keep the plasma, all for $15 a pop. You could sell plasma every couple of weeks.
However, given the changes in lifestyles over the years, I wouldn’t want any plasma from today’s likely sellers.
Not counting the many good arguments against the idea, I imagine many customers will sue the “blood” practitioner if and it is discovered that some of the donated blood does not come from young people at all, and might even come from drug addicts, winos and homeless folks desperate for money.
miraculous teen blood = every STD under the sun
If it causes one to bark, go all bobble headed and collapse on the curb, I’ll pass on the treatments and age gracefully.
“Be a blood Boy for such and such celebrity and get your 15 mins of fame.”
This was actually a side plot on one season of “Silicon Valley”.
“However, given the changes in lifestyles over the years, I wouldnt want any plasma from todays likely sellers.”
we know someone whose son has been in and out of prison for years, also is also a drug abuser. he sells his plasma to a place that advertises you can make $400 a month doing this. now who would want someone’s plasma who potentially could be an HIV carrier? i would imagine this type of a job might attract others who have the need for quick cash, who might not be in the best of health, and aren’t necessarily the type of employees most businesses would want to hire.
Do they really think they can normalize their rituals?
More efforts to normalize it. The supply is cut. Expect more of this debauchery to surface.
They should keep track of the shills. When this sordid business finally outs, they should find these people and hang them too.
I find it interesting that nobody has verbalized the connection between planned parenthood, all that baby blood, and this trend? They already got caught selling baby parts, and we still don’t know really to whom either.
I think PP is a blood supply chain to these sick bastards.
Build the plastic shredders, and burn the residue when this finally outs.
And from Drudge today:
Clients who received vampire facial at spa are urged to be tested for HIV
It is an openly acknowledged fact in Silicon Valley that not a few tech billionaires have ‘blood boys’ or ‘transfusion associates’ for regular blood transfusions directly from the donor to the billionaire.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thewrap.com/silicon-valley-fact-check-are-blood-boys-a-thing/amp/
[singing] I can't get this out of my mind... [/singing]
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