[Innovative]

He is clearly crazy for real. He should be put into an institution, not jail.

[TigerClaws]

He was a school crossing guard.

I’m sure there’s some Dem support group for those identifying as mentally disabled.

[roadcat]

He is clearly crazy for real.

Sure is crazy, caregivers are real expensive! He could have asked around downtown and gotten takers for free.

[hinckley buzzard]

This diaper business is a known sexual perversion. Sometimes these guys even cajole wives into going along with it (which raises questions about their wives..).