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To: dp0622
Speaking as someone with a brutal temper and a just as brutal right hook from years of boxing in the day, I would welcome knocking 2 or 3 lights out. Sure i’m fat and middle aged and the other 20 or so leftist punks would clobber or kill me, but hell, you only live once :) And yeah guns are great but the feeling and sound of a breaking jaw rock :)

You know what's better? Grabbing your opponents throat with your teeth, ripping out the larnyx and windpipe, thrashing it to and fro, blood spurting in long arcs as you howl in delight. Then, your bloodsoaked face a mixture of lust and madness, you begin to feast upon the still-twitching corpse, growling and slurping hungrily.

Trust me. It's so much better.

17 posted on 07/10/2018 3:40:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

Now now. Easy on the sarc.


19 posted on 07/10/2018 3:46:45 AM PDT by sauropod (I am His and He is mine. #FreeTommy)
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To: Lazamataz

Yeah, but you gotta wait for a full moon.


20 posted on 07/10/2018 3:47:28 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Democrats: the political party of the undeadD)
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To: Lazamataz

Are you channeling my Dobes again?


21 posted on 07/10/2018 4:24:44 AM PDT by Salamander (I ride all night and I travel in fear, that in this darkness, I will disappear...)
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To: Lazamataz

i’ve always liked you :)

Though that might bring a tad bit of prison time with it :)

and don’t tell anyone but my bottom front teeth are fake!


35 posted on 07/10/2018 10:23:02 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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