Typical Guardian piece, indeed, full of holes in it and with the typical lack of comments.
Chinese girl, who doesn’t speak English (but has read the Forsythe Saga) goes to England to find the Dada Movement but instead finds that no one speaks to her, it rains a lot and somehow wealthy Marylebone is full of teenagers straight out of Clockwork Orange!
Of course, what this pathetic No Speakee The English doesn’t get to until about the 10th paragraph is that she was apparently accepted at a nice British film school to learn how to be a documentarian and has a background in European film. So much for being a coolie practically begging for a job on the rail!
In the end just another I Hate the West Because It Doesn’t Resemble The Sh*thole From Where I Came hit piece.
I have met many California refugees in Texas with the same mindset.
I nominate you to be the FR synopsizer, because your was on point, humorous, and played into my disdain of arrogant foreigners.