[Hojczyk]

Maybe Maxine can take his place..

[Joe Brower]

Awwww. Well let me be the first to say, "Oh darn!"

[FES0844]

He fears Trump!

[BitWielder1]

He has plenty of time to rule it in and rule it out again and again.

[jazminerose]

Oh noes! I had my heart set on this. The ads just wrote themselves.

[cgbg]

Biden knows full well from the Podesta emails that his Chief of Staff was a Hillary mole. His campaign was doomed from day one.

Stop the lying, Joe!

[ArtDodger]

They already know Trump is going to win. Some schmuck will be chosen to get roasted. But the motions will be gone through, make know mistake..

[Dilbert San Diego]

He was the best qualified??? But I heard so often, that Hillary was the best qualified ever to run for president. Did Joe not get the memo on that?

[txrefugee]

Old Joe wants press attention again. Wouldn’t surprise me if he stipulates an open casket with a spotlight on it.

[b4its2late]

Hahahahahaha. He’s dumb, but he can read the writing on the wall.

[generally]

Whew! That’s a relief. Finally - a decision. The suspense was killing me. /s

[Cowboy Bob]

He doesn’t want to get his ass kicked. I don't blame him.

[COBOL2Java]

Him readum smoke-signals from great white fauxahontas.

[montag813]

He can’t fake being Marxist. He’s an old style hack, and can’t speak Bernie or Kamala. Also the guy hounding his every appearance over his groping videos is probably taking a toll.

[rktman]

Dang that was their sure bet too. 😹😹😹😹

[bert]

——I don’t know what I’m going to do-—

Well, it’s obvious to me. He’ll hire a ghost ant produce a book. Then he’ll get paid to cross the country making money and appearances.

By then he’ll be 80 and like old man bush he’ll go skydiving or something like that. Maybe he’ll show up in Scranton at a playground dedication and in his name.

[Trump20162020]

“I had planned on running for president and although it would have been a very difficult primary, I think I could have won,” he told attendees. “I don’t know, maybe not. But I thought I could have won.”

What exactly about Joe Biden's performance in the 2008 Democratic presidential primaries told him that?

[TomGuy]

To which Hillary responds:

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[Bubba_Leroy]

[2ndDivisionVet]

But Maxine, Fauxcohantas and Hillary haven’t ruled it out, have they?