2 Young representatives from the LDS pulled in my driveway the other day and a rather newish Chevrolet Malibu got out, came to the door, ring the doorbell. I answered, they told me they were from the church of the Latter Day Saints and blah biddy blah blah... I asked them why they were canvassing the neighborhood in a car as I thought that Mormon missionaries rode around on bicycles and hoofed it. They responded that they drove because of the distance involved and they could finish the neighborhood quickly. I asked for some ID, they produced a driver’s license, I said that’s not proof enough that you are from the LDS Church now get your car off of my property and don’t come back.
I seriously doubt they’ll be back, they probably thought I was drunk, but I’m not a drinkin’ man.
Kind of fishy. I read their LDS missionary rule book (it's online somewhere), and driving is pretty much forbidden except in exceptional circumstances, and even then I believe it has to be a rental car. You can't have your own vehicle. Maybe these guys were con artists. (snarky remark quenched!)
If they come to my door and I open it, I close it as they begin talking.
Works out great for everyone, I don’t have to listen to them, and they get extra points for being spurned. Maybe an extra planet or moon or something!
My Dad pretty much had the Bible memorized. He loved nothing MORE than when the LDS or Jehovah’s showed up at his door, LOL!
*BOOM* ;)