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1 posted on 05/06/2018 5:34:52 AM PDT by vannrox
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Forgot the horns and pitchfork.


2 posted on 05/06/2018 5:36:34 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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Gag-o-riffic.


3 posted on 05/06/2018 5:36:55 AM PDT by generally ( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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satans Christmas tree


4 posted on 05/06/2018 5:37:05 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (Trump plays chess the rest are still playing checkers)
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Hey, a new urinal target.


5 posted on 05/06/2018 5:37:16 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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Good for frightening off the little boys and girls - or used as a small “scarecrow” to keep the birds from nesting around your home.


6 posted on 05/06/2018 5:38:03 AM PDT by Chainmail (A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
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The pantsuit could be a little thicker through the hips, IMHO.


7 posted on 05/06/2018 5:38:14 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("Married with children.")
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Guaranteed to cure any thought of sex


8 posted on 05/06/2018 5:40:52 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (..There is no difference between liberals/rinos/moslems/illegals/lamestream media ...)
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I suspect that God is not amused.
9 posted on 05/06/2018 5:41:02 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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I’d rather see a HRC hood ornament.


10 posted on 05/06/2018 5:42:22 AM PDT by Salvavida
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Seriously? Is that “a thing”? (Well, I know SHE’S a thing, but it the ornament for real?)


11 posted on 05/06/2018 5:42:50 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Have an A-1 day.)
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Does it smell like urine, cabbage and farts?

That thing had to be photo shopped because the tree isn’t leaning from the weight.


12 posted on 05/06/2018 5:43:31 AM PDT by dforest (Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
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I’m thinking, “Christmas present!”


14 posted on 05/06/2018 5:47:16 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Have an A-1 day.)
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“Women to Look Up To”...from the floor while drunk.


15 posted on 05/06/2018 5:51:25 AM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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I like the idea of HRC with a stick up her wazoo, but why profane an innocent Christmas tree?


19 posted on 05/06/2018 5:54:35 AM PDT by IronJack (A)
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The pantsuit could be a little thicker through the hips, IMHO.


20 posted on 05/06/2018 5:56:48 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("Married with children.")
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She’s dead?


21 posted on 05/06/2018 5:57:04 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
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Santa was having a very difficult Christmas. The elves had unionized and were striking, the FDA had issued a toxic warning about reindeer feces, and Mrs. Clause had sold his tools to buy jewelry.

About that time, little angel Hillary came up to Santa, and said, “What would you like me to do with this Christmas tree?”

And that’s the story about how Hillary came to be on top of the tree.

:)


25 posted on 05/06/2018 5:58:02 AM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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Does it fall down/up stairs?

Does it have an ashtray accessory?

Does it have a black Suburban to throw it into when it falls?


26 posted on 05/06/2018 5:58:31 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Hillary is more Krampus than angel


27 posted on 05/06/2018 5:59:50 AM PDT by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the 0zarks)
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There was a recall as they tend to spontaneously combust.


29 posted on 05/06/2018 6:06:03 AM PDT by Eddie01
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