Posted on 04/10/2018 3:46:43 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
The real booster! Mark Zuckerberg sits tall on an inches-thick extra cushion for his Congressional testimony
Mark Zuckerberg spent Tuesday afternoon being grilled by senators from the comfort of a black leather arm chair topped up with an extra inches-thick black cushion.
The cushion-y boost under the 5'7 social media pioneer was nearly invisible, thanks to the color camouflaging.
He sat on a dark wood and black leather armchair with brass nail head detailing - topped up with his very own inches-thick firm cushion which was fitted to the shape of the chair. Mark Zuckerberg spent Tuesday afternoon being grilled by senators from the comfort of a black leather arm chair topped up with an extra inches-thick black cushion.
The cushion-y boost under the 5'7 social media pioneer was nearly invisible, thanks to the color camouflaging.
He sat on a dark wood and black leather armchair with brass nail head detailing - topped up with his very own inches-thick firm cushion which was fitted to the shape of the chair.
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Bet whoever came up with the idea or didn’t say anything is fired soon. This is too funny, the little boy going to meet with the grownups and needs a booster seat. Talk about vain or insecure or both.
And wearing his big boy suit instead of the usual tee...
They’re not dragging their feet investigating facebook..but things move slower than a glacier investigating democrat politicians.
Looks sort of like a briefcase.
He hurt Bette Midler!
(who can guess the line I’m thinking of from that episode?)
If you can, you win the internets for today!! (be the first one to win!)
I don’t know why so many people find this so funny.
He was being questioned at great length. No bathroom brake for almost an hour! Nobody laughing at his clever quips.
May as well sit for comfort. Who knows how old those chairs are in the Senate Chamber?
“Break” not brake.
ML/NJ
There has to be a good set of memes in that.
Aww, needed a booster seat. I thought he looked to be awfully tall there so it was all fakery.
The little punk sounded like he was selling his product on Shark Tank rather than in a hearing. All a show.
So, which hotel is he staying in, huh? Oh, sorry, that is private info.
the boy prolly wears lifts too...
This is a BIG deal!
Somebody on Reddit says it looks like a charging pad.
Frank was a very strange man. He refused to take off his shoes
When we sent guys to DC for a briefing we always slipped a zip lock baggie of pickled pigs lips in the old briefcase.
(snap snap!) Admiral./Congresscritter....”what by God is THAT?”
‘A snack sir..’
Haha
I’ve used a coccyx cushion since I broke my tailbone a while back. There’s no give in that cushion Zuckerberg is sitting on. No donuts hole or cut out. The cushion is firm enough to thrust him forward in his seat and to boost him up. If that thing was there for orthopedic reasons, I’ll eat my tushy cushy.
I think I would puke up everything if I tried to eat one.
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