[Larry Lucido]

And here is Weekend Update correspondent John Belushi with his commentary.

[Darteaus94025]

Take down Chicongo!

[1_Inch_Group]

Chicago....Chicago....Chicago....

[Red Badger]

IOW, they haven’t got a clue.......................

[linear]

“Although experts have not yet determined exactly where the out-of-control module will land, an Aerospace report detailed that it will likely re-enter somewhere in the northern U.S. states, parts of South America, northern China, the Middle east, central Italy, northern Spain, New Zealand, the south of Africa or Tasmania in Australia.”

Glad they were able to narrow it down.

[Paladin2]

Red China hits US Mainland with Missile....

[Yo-Yo]

“No one has ever been hurt by a piece of debris landing from space.

Unless you get hit by a deorbiting toilet seat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sx5D76nLdk

[I want the USA back]

Can we control it so it hits CA and knocks it off the continent and into the ocean?

[Berosus]

Back in the 1950s a woman in Alabama got a nasty bruise from being hit in her side by a meteor. The article forgot about that when it claimed no one has ever been hit by space debris.

[stylin19a]

If it reenters over, let’s say, New Jersey, does it fall straight down ? or does it eventually end up in Indiana ?

[rjsimmon]

The pool has started.

Chicago is in the lead.

Next candidate is Berkley then San Francisco.

[Gay State Conservative]

Maybe it can break into pieces...one piece wiping out Chicago,another San Francisco and the third wiping out the suburbs of DC.

[Tallguy]

Maybe the Pacific Fleet needs to fire-up the USS Port Royal to shoot that puppy down.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

sometime between March 24 and April 19 it will hit somewhere in the world. Thank you experts. Should we evacuate or shelter in place?

[red-dawg]

It would be funny if it landed on Chinatown.

[boomop1]

I’m happy they have a handle on where the bulls eye is LOL.

[bert]

Basically, they have no clue where the debris might impact or when it will happen

[Wolfie]

When you get hit by a piece of Chinese space debris, an hour later you’re ready to get hit again.

[alancarp]

"Sounds ominous—but fear not..."

Something a 'few weeks off' and "LIKELY" to hit.

What a crock of clickbait.

[moovova]

“...it will likely re-enter somewhere in the northern U.S. states, parts of South America, northern China, the Middle east, central Italy, northern Spain, New Zealand, the south of Africa or Tasmania in Australia...or on Hillary’s missing 30,000 emails.