The mountains were in labor and have given birth to a ridiculous mouse.
They got their privates in a vice, too much support for Trump, so they couldn't take him out without CWII going nuclear on them, so what do they do, they distract us with an indictment of Russian trolls on the internet.
We are supposed to fall for that?
As one fortuitous typo put it - they are rouge [-nosed] operatives, e.g. clowns.
Where is that picture of Putin laughing his ass off?
Oh, look, squirrel, but the squirrels are clowns, and the clowns are our clowns.