Posted on 11/29/2017 5:53:15 PM PST by hiho hiho
It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown.
There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.
Plus many other instances of him running around grabbing women's cats. Knocked on the door, grabbed the cat, walked away. Just to show that a famous rich guy could get away with it. Where is the apology? No, the man couldn't even get a job as a school crossing guard in New York. Look at him leading his grandchildren toward the helicopter thank God there's a Marine there to keep them from walking into the rotor.
Why is he so hung up on virility? Because the Army rejected him on account of bone spurs that you get from wearing high heels.
He sits at that ridiculous little desk in the Oval Office and signs a presidential proclamation as if he's Kim Jong Un or something and he holds it up like a kid holding up his school project that his mama wrote for him. The man can barely read, that's why he hates TelePrompter.
The same people who admire him tend to drive Dodge Darts and wear sweatshirts from schools they didn't attend.
He is weak. Weak on #s, weak on 1st Amendment, worst president in history. Failed @ real estate and now @ politics. His record = BAD.
He quit holding rallies in stadiums because nobody wants to go hear a loser brag about his manliness for an hour, you can hear that in any barroom. Only places he can draw a crowd are rural areas where billboards are riddled with bullet holes, shot by men angry because they can't read. He is so over. Totally irrelevant, exhausted, flamed out.
(Excerpt) Read more at chicagotribune.com ...
Look at Trump’s success, and then contemplate someone stupid enough to attack him on math and numbers.
No comedic timing. No comedic material. No common sense.
How does stuff like this get into print or online text?
It used to be you could write an intelligent article for publication, and the editor would bounce yours because other people had written something more timely, or of more public interest, or even need to know.
All that has been tossed out the window, providing there’s one in this guy’s basement.
In a word:
P A T H E T I C
“Garrison Keillor is done. He has always been a joke”
His brother fell while ice skating a couple of years ago. Cracked his skull and died. Hey Garrison, there is some fabulous ice skating in Somalisota...why dont you do a lot of it this winter?
This Keillor guy is the most over-hyped and over-rated sack of liberal s*** in Media since Dan Rather. And to top it off, he’s even uglier than Al Franken. And that’s saying something.
for a guy who made millions idolizing rural life, this guy sure hates rural people.
Hahahahaha. ..that’s a good one. :)
One of my favorites.
I was going to post that.
I detect some homoeroticism....he writes like he has a bromance for The Donald.
I remember hearing your name back when you had your 15 minutes of fame. I never could figure out what people saw in your writing. Were you trying to be funny? Keep trying, man.
That rambling mess shows a very angry man who needs to make up things about DJT since he is President of the USA and you, well, are just the has-been, Garrison, uh, I forget your last name. Feeler? Yeah, Garrison Feeler.
That was some bogus story about why that woman came forward. Was that supposed to be a joke, too? That was embarrassing. Are people keeping an eye on you?
ROFWL many time over.
Yes, Virginia, there is a G-d!!!
And he’s laughing.
Sweet turnaround justice has just kicked this vile rectum, Garrison Keillor in his gonads and thrown him into the gutter.
May more kicks in his gonads come his way when he tries to get out of his gutter for perverts
Keiler should stick to making fun of family, friends and people he grew up with. This is some weak brew.
“The same people who admire him tend to drive Dodge Darts”
I used to have a Dodge Dart, must hae been like a 1966. I’ve moved up to a 57 Bel Air
Omega.
You’ve never tried to read ‘Lake Woebegone Days.” I have. It’s the most dreadfully tiresome novel that I’’ve ever tried to read. Truly hideous. This aimless column is the same. Glad to see he got fired. However, it should have been for horrible writing, and a long time ago.
I really like your term, “rambling mess”. It perfectly describes “Lake Woebegone Days,” that fool’s miserable attempt at a readable book. Yes, I tried to read it and, no, I didn’t manage to finish it, even though I’d actually paid for it.
This time it really is Hugh and Series
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