Posted on 11/09/2017 5:17:55 AM PST by RoosterRedux
USA Today warned Americans on Wednesday of the possibility that a chainsaw bayonet could be strapped to an AR-15 rifle.
In a video posted to its Twitter page, the news publication attempted to explain the AR-15 rifle to its readership. The video detailed random components of an AR-15 like the trigger, buttstock, handguard, and sights but not other integral parts like the upper receiver, lower receiver, or grip.
It then showed a seemingly random collection of "possible modifications" to the AR-15, "some common, some rare." Examples included in the video were a 100-round magazine, shotgun attachment, and a novelty trigger crank. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, the publication warned of the existence of a chainsaw bayonet.
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The fact that some QUOTE reporter UNQUOTE thought this was reportable and seriously wanted to effect peoples thoughts about weapons.
If I must have enemies, please God, let them all be this stupid.
I’ll just get the electric toothbrush attachment then.
AR-15 with Optional Under Barrel Pembroke Welsh Corgi
They're all a lost cause. Too stupid for words, and that includes the entire USA Today staff.
Chainsaw bayonet? Why didn’t I think of that!
The ultimate weapon for the zombie apocalypse!
+1 for selection of the perfect Robocop quote!
“Is the chainsaw bayonet gas or electric?”
Nuclear.
You could strap a Popeil’s Pocket Fisherman on there, too. And an eggbeater.
Where can you find those? I got my pump-action AR-15 full-auto 12 gauge Glock revolver from a dealer, but I had to pay a lot more than most ice cream trucks charge for their products.
The chainsaw attachment really does exist. It was done as a joke for a gun show and they ended up selling a bunch of them. Their website gives a list of potential applications including:
Pruning marijuana on your pot farm before DEA finds you
and
DEA agents pruning marijuana at the pot farm they discovered
And chop them up after?
“This little DeWalt is a beast”
Does that battery-powered saw have power comparable to a gas one? How much can be done on a charge?
Direct Impingement Gas Operated baby!!!
Sounds rather, ... um, ... messy.
Are journalists the most gullible people on the planet?
Looks like something from a Tarantino movie.
All I can do is laugh...
I’ve got a potato masher on mine. “RUN, COMMIE!”
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