‘USA Today’ Warns of ‘Chainsaw Bayonet’ AR-15 Attachments

freebacon.com ^ | Stephen Gutowski

[RoosterRedux]

USA Today warned Americans on Wednesday of the possibility that a chainsaw bayonet could be strapped to an AR-15 rifle.

In a video posted to its Twitter page, the news publication attempted to explain the AR-15 rifle to its readership. The video detailed random components of an AR-15 like the trigger, buttstock, handguard, and sights but not other integral parts like the upper receiver, lower receiver, or grip.

It then showed a seemingly random collection of "possible modifications" to the AR-15, "some common, some rare." Examples included in the video were a 100-round magazine, shotgun attachment, and a novelty trigger crank. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, the publication warned of the existence of a chainsaw bayonet.

[RoosterRedux]

IIIIII like it!

[RoosterRedux]

I've got a new DeWalt electric chainsaw that is a "killer." Got plenty of duct tape, too.

[caver]

Is the chainsaw bayonet gas or electric?

[RepRivFarm]

First honest-to-gawd belly laugh I’ve had in days! Thank you!

I can see the ads now: “Hey preppers....are you a multi-tasker? Now you can cut up wood for winter and mow down spikey-haired mutants at the same time....leaving you time for plenty of sweet lovin’ when you get back home!

[ought-six]

You can shoot at the bad guys and do yard work at the same time. What’s not to like?

[EvilCapitalist]

I think this will be a popular thread today.

[bgill]

Hollyweird will love this. Chainsaw Massacre 3.

[oldvirginian]

Maybe just me.....but that thing might throw your aim off a tad.
I want one with the flame thrower option.

[RoosterRedux]

Here's the one I recommend. I bought mine when the recent hurricane brought down a large pine in the backyard.

This little DeWalt is a beast.

[Yogafist]

[Vaquero]

Because a chainsaw is much more dangerous than 5.56 rounds spitting out every second or less at 20 yards or more.

[caver]

I love Dewalt tools!

[real saxophonist]

That looks like something w1n1 would post, with a title like, ‘Check Out The Ultimate (fill in the blank)’.

[RoosterRedux]

Yep. Great quality.

I love my chainsaw almost as much as my AR.

[sappy]

could use a tree pruner/hand saw attacement too. these Crepe Myrtles get wirey.

[budj]

Chainsaw bayonets are for losers.

My favorite attachment is the thermonuclear handgrenade launcher.

[rjsimmon]

Pshaw...

[LostPassword]

They got it backwards. Anyone with experience knows that’s an “assault chainsaw” with an “AR-15 attachment”.

[Vaquero]

[COBOL2Java]

Was that the attachment this guy used?

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