Roses are red, violets are blue
I love me as much as you.
You're my Aunt Esther and I'm your Fester,
And for 25 years, each other we did pester.
And America I did ruin, that is true,
But my darling Moo, it was all for you ...
... and me ... and Reggie ... and me ... and Alinsky ... and me ...
I'll bet there are some poets among you Freepers that can turn out a better lovey-dovey public ode from the Royal Idiot to his Mooch ... that will put some pink in her cheeks ... that are better my dumb ditty. Consider this your challenge.
/Zak
1 posted on
10/03/2017 8:21:31 PM PDT by
Zakeet
To: Zakeet
He will always be the Kenyanesian Usurper to me.
2 posted on
10/03/2017 8:27:39 PM PDT by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Zakeet
"A quarter of a century later, you're still my best friend & the most extraordinary man I know. I (heart) you," he wrote.
3 posted on
10/03/2017 8:27:41 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(Are you tired of winning yet?)
To: Zakeet
4 posted on
10/03/2017 8:27:56 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
To: Zakeet
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I love living life
Separate from you
5 posted on
10/03/2017 8:28:29 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Zakeet
6 posted on
10/03/2017 8:32:16 PM PDT by
Cheerio
(#44, The unknown President)
To: Zakeet
Then let them enjoy their anniversary. They aren’t in office.
To: Zakeet
....what did he do? Wear one if her sweater belts?.....or did he get caught kneeling in a bathroom stall again?
8 posted on
10/03/2017 8:46:25 PM PDT by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: Zakeet
To: Zakeet
Is Michelle going to show off her mad dancing pants-sausage moves again on Ellen’s show to further celebrate?
10 posted on
10/03/2017 9:10:02 PM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Zakeet
The gheyness of this photo is so strong that if you stare
at it too long, it will turn you ghey. So don't.
12 posted on
10/03/2017 9:48:15 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Zakeet
"Obama appeared on a big screen and delivered a loving tribute that made his wife cry."
Silver bell?
To: Zakeet
She blushed? How could anyone ever tell?
And who are those two dudes on that couch?
15 posted on
10/03/2017 10:33:26 PM PDT by
Bullish
(Whatever it takes to MAGA)
To: Zakeet
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don’t have a penis
But I know that you do
18 posted on
10/04/2017 2:24:49 AM PDT by
nickedknack
("Your time is up!")
To: Zakeet
Looks like Michael is giving the boys some air. While Opie checks on his reservation at the gay bath house.
19 posted on
10/04/2017 3:21:02 AM PDT by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Libtards wish anarchy and death for others, but not for themselves.)
To: Zakeet
I liked your ditty! Made me laugh!
To: Zakeet
To: Zakeet
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got a schlong and so do you.
To: Zakeet
“Barack Obama makes Michelle blush with this surprise 25th wedding anniversary message”
Must’ve taken a very special camera filter to pick up on that blush.
26 posted on
10/04/2017 7:29:33 AM PDT by
moovova
To: Zakeet
I wish them both hell..I mean well.
29 posted on
10/04/2017 8:29:19 AM PDT by
Leep
(Less talk more ACTiON!)
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