Posted on 09/07/2017 10:19:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
The Mountain Brook man who has made national headlines over the years for filing several federal lawsuits regarding his desire to marry his computer said he is on a mission to preserve the "integrity of the Constitution."
Mark "Chris" Sevier filed a lawsuit in Alabama's Northern District last month stating his rights, along with several "ex-gay" co-plaintiffs, were violated by Gov. Kay Ivey, Attorney General Steve Marshall, and Blount County Probate Judge Chris Green because Sevier's marriage to an Apple computer-- which he claimed to marry in New Mexico-- was not recognized in Blount County.
In the filing, Sevier claimed he "married an object in New Mexico with female like features" and asked Green to either recognize the union or issue him a new marriage license.
(Excerpt) Read more at al.com ...
Windows or Linux?
UNIX
If he proves his case, then you’d have to go and admit that a guy could marry a horse, a mountain, or even a chair.
“a guy could marry a horse, a mountain, or even a chair.”
Been there done that.
The horse? The mountain? The chair?
Beware the harridans who will call you a pig if the horse, mountain, or chair asked for it.
Get it a $500K insurance policy and then engineer a fatal crash....
I’m guessing that the computer in question is underage and incapable of giving consent. So maybe he needs to be charged with statutory rape?
I’ve always said that frequent and long term involvement with computers could drive you crazy, this guy proves it.
Server 2016. Virtualized of course.
Was the computer of marrying age?
Who doesn’t love the inviting warm glow of the command prompt!
Article says Apple. So he's got the gay angle covered as well.
Wait, he married Kathy Griffin?
I could be wrong, but wouldn’t protecting the “integrity”’of the Constitution include support for states to rule on their their own concerning this matter?
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