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Florida home pelted with pounds of meat from the sky
The Extract ^
| 7.18.17
Posted on 07/18/2017 12:00:07 PM PDT by ItsOnlyDaryl
A home in Deerfield Beach, Fla., was recently hit with some unusual precipitation — and residents are looking for answers.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: floriduh
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I thought the weather was bad out here in Arizona during the summer. Once again, Florida has us beat in the weird department.
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:02:45 PM PDT
by
ObozoMustGo2012
("Be quiet... you are #fakenews!")
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Life imitates art.
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:03:20 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:06:54 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Make America Great Again!)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:06:59 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(FUMSM)
To: RckyRaCoCo
And then my poor meeeeeeatball
Rolled out of the door...
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:10:33 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(There's a yuuuge basket of deportables.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:12:13 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies Tell me where is sanity?)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Obviously from a plane. Hope it was pre-digested meat as opposed to the post-digested variety.
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:13:41 PM PDT
by
C210N
(It is easier to fool the people than convince them that they have been fooled)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:14:34 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
I’m sorry.
I went over the math.....twice.
Everybody has these clever new ways of delivering goods to a home.
I guess I should have taken some practice shots with my new catapult.
Scratch Larry’s Butcher Shop off the list of clients.
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:15:31 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Summer in Arizona as described in the novel, Collateral Crimes:
Valdo wondered when it was going to cool down. It was too hot for this time of night. The air conditioner on his old Crown Vic had always done its job in L.A., but out here in the desert it couldn’t seem to keep up. Sweat built up on his forehead and was trickling down his face.
This is supposed to be a dry heat?
Finally after he passed through Quartzite the air cooled down a little, but pretty soon it started getting warm again. He opened the window, but that was worse, a lot worse. He rolled the window back up and grabbed his Fanta orange soda. He took a swig and spat it back out. It was lukewarm.
Collateral Crimes
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EPXWMEO
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:16:11 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies Tell me where is sanity?)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
I hate it when this happens.
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:17:16 PM PDT
by
jonno
(Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Pork sausage. However it got there, too bad it missed Dearborn.
To: polymuser
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:19:00 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
News stories would be terribly dull without Florida to spice things up.
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:25:40 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(Tear down the Mexican Carrier plant and use the materials to build the wall)
To: C210N
I’m thinking that the gods must be crazy.
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
What if it had been pork, and it fell on a mosq?
24/7 news! Headlines! Hype. FBI investigates. Democrats demand answers.
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:36:04 PM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Acting consistently in contradiction with one's human nature is de facto evidence of insanity.)
To: I want the USA back
I’d say that it hit the target!
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:45:06 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
07/18/2017 12:46:13 PM PDT
by
kallisti
(Both soliloquized alternately and imagined they were conversing)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Fifteen pounds of frozen Italian sausage packed in bags belonging to an Alabama land clearing company land on a roof.
Call my cousin Vinny.
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