So now they claim it was all about a mechanical failure? Something stinks about this.
“Smelly cats. Smelly cats. What have you been feeding them?”
.....” the passengers were removed after experiencing nausea and headaches from the noxious fumes. “
The Oxygen masks are there.......for every and any event that requires relief from any IDLH Respiratory situation.
USE THEM!
I’ve peeled some wallpaper in my day, but I’ve never approached anything that could cause an emergency landing. Maybe 4-5 rows of fanning the barf bags..
“Hi, this is your Captain speaking. We thank you for flying American Airlines. Well, we thank everyone except Steve in seat 26B who is farting worse than all the Cowboys in the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.”
“Hi, this is your Captain speaking. If you look out the left side of the aircraft you’ll see a volcano. That volcano is putting out less noxious gas than Steve in seat 26B.”
“But airline and airport officials blew off reports of severe flatulence “
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My gosh, this story must have been fun to write. :)
This article stinks!
Ben Franklin is smiling in relief and pride
“Hi, this is your Captain speaking. It looks like we’re going to be running into some rough weather up ahead, so I’m turning on the Fasten Seat Belt sign, and for Steve in seat 26B, I’m turning on the Plug Your Gashole sign.”
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Head Flight Attendant speaking. In a few minutes we will be going through the cabin distributing drinks and snacks and a stopper for Steve’s behind in seat 26B. If we had any gas masks, we’d be handing those out, too.”
Hey, if you fart in church, you gotta’ sit in your own pew!
“Ladies and gentlemen this is your Head Flight Attendant speaking. As we prepare to land, please be sure your trays are up and locked and that you have your seat all the way forward and those of you sitting next to Stinky Steve in seat 26B please stop your crying and return to your seats because the back of the plane is too heavy to land. Thank you.”
Well whoever supplied it obviously did NOT deny it..gee Ive had my share of fart episodes but nothing that would cause a plane to have to land LOL..how many burritos did this guy eat anyway
“Thank you for flying American Airlines. Those of you in our frequent flyer club have just earned another 1500 miles. Except for Stinky Steve in seat 26B. We have confiscated all of your frequent flyer miles and we’ll be using them to help pay for the seat you have ruined with that gas attack of yours that dwarfed anything used in WWI.”
Someone said that that passenger could fart stink up an entire C-5A all by themselves.
I knew a guy who once was given a technical foul for a truly stinky one. The refs shut the game down for slightly over five minutes waiting for the fumes to dissipate.