“Ladies and gentlemen this is your Head Flight Attendant speaking. As we prepare to land, please be sure your trays are up and locked and that you have your seat all the way forward and those of you sitting next to Stinky Steve in seat 26B please stop your crying and return to your seats because the back of the plane is too heavy to land. Thank you.”
Me thinks Steve went all the way to door #2 and shit his pants...just sayin