Posted on 05/06/2017 4:38:31 PM PDT by Lorianne
Labour is expected to gain more than eighty million seats after Diane Abbott was asked to count the votes this morning.
Speaking in that breathy, slightly creepy way she has, Abbott declared a huge landslide for Labour across the country – with the Conservatives and SNP facing ‘complete wipeout’ based on her figures.
Labour is expected to gain more than eighty million seats after Diane Abbott was asked to count the votes this morning.
Speaking in that breathy, slightly creepy way she has, Abbott declared a huge landslide for Labour across the country – with the Conservatives and SNP facing ‘complete wipeout’ based on her figures.
“Thanks to Diane’s remarkable command of mathematics, Labour have swept to victory with well over 100% of the vote nationwide,” we were told.
“We believe that the birds of the air and the fishes of the seas came forth to cast their vote for him; it’s the only way her maths can be correct.
“She says now we’ve seized the country she’ll be working up her calculations on how we can turn the observable universe into nurses and policemen for 40p each.”
When told that Labour had actually lost, Diane said she wasn’t one hundred and eleventy billion percent certain of the actual numbers but she was confident events would prove her right.
Satire? Or Video Link?
I think it’s pretty obviously satire.
Then again, these days, the truth is more far out than we expected satire to be.
From her previous interviews I could see her saying something as outlandishly stupid as this, my concern is that it isn’t marked as satire or in the proper forum if it is satire.
She’s stupid as hell, but it’s racist to laugh at her.
Real local election results posted on Wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_local_elections,_2017
Conservatives won big.
Hmmm
Reads like the old ‘TASS’ headlines
(US vs Russia in track meet— US wins))
TASS-
Russia hangs on to finish a close second, while US comes in next to last.
IOW she displayed a complete ignorance of simple arithmetic...the stuff we learned in 3rd Grade.
eighty million seats ?
Eighty million seats...
Considering the uk has about 60-some million people, thats pretty good. :)
Oh yeah? Well this is Merica 2017 and I self identified as Black while I was laughing!
“Conservatives won big.”
That’s impossible, I haven’t heard of cities being burnt to the ground by raving leftists yet
Hey, it works for Maxine Waters .... seemingly so stupid it is considered brilliant in Progressive circles.
Post of the weekend!
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