Posted on 05/03/2017 1:24:27 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
It’s almost as if she was having a good time.
Montana Fishburne, daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne has been through the DUI protocol before and bragged about it to a Florida Highway patrol officer on the side of an interstate on March 11, oustide Fort Lauderdale.
Actor Laurence Fishbourne is reportedly estranged from his wayward daughter. Image: Shutterstock.
The video shows an intoxicated Fishurne playing it up in front of the cameras and waving around her high-heel shoes while being pulled over for drunk driving.
“I’m not tripping, I’m a f****** ratchet,” Montana told trooper Juan Pinzon in footage that was obtained by the Daily Mail.
Scantily clad and feeling no pain, Fishburne, who is also notable for being an ex-porn star, refused to listen to the officer’s instruction and performed a series of “tests” she felt appropriate for the situation given her vast experience.
When Pinzon’s reaction grew from mild stunned amusement to frustration, Fishurne switched gears and pulled the Trump-card to garner sympathy.
“In the situation we’re going through with Donald Trump,” Fishburne says, “as a Latino American to another Latino American, I would appreciate if you could show me the exercise correctly so I can do it correctly.
“That would make me feel better because I really don’t like the political situation in America.”
Dash cam screenshot.
Of course, her nonsensical plea (including the fact that there’s no evidence to say Fishburne is Latino) did nothing to sway Pinzon who maintained his composure throughout Fishburne’s next act — peeing on the street.
It looks like reality caught up with Fishburne as her mug shot taken after the arrest shows bloodshot, watery eyes. Image source: Daily Mail.
“I really need to pee,” Fishburne said while lifting her dress.
“And I will pee right here on your car. That’s not a problem. I just need to sit down.”
Fishburne can be seen making a beeline toward the guard rail while the troopers asks what’s she is doing. She then nimbly climbs over, pulls down her panties and squats.
“Is that OK, can I pee?” Fishburne asked.
“Well, you’re already doing it,”Pinzon responded.
To her credit, Fishurne was not belligerent or hostile and remained amicable towards the officer, even as she tried to charm him into letting her go.
“Can’t you just escort me home?” she asked the officer according to video obtained but not shared by the Daily Mail.
“No ma’am, that’s not how we do it,” Pinzon says.
“In Los Angeles, that’s exactly what they do,” Fishburne says. “Come on, I’m not that drunk. We’re right by my house.”
At one point, Pinzon wiped the bottom of her feet of street debris and lectured her on her dangerous behavior before driving her to perform a breathalyzer, the Mail reported.
Never a dull moment in the life of a law enforcement officer.
As for Fishurne, she has a troubled past and was once arrested for prostitution in 2009. She was also charged with battery plus false imprisonment in 2010 when she allegedly entered the home of her boyfriend’s ex, and wailed upon her in the bathroom, the Mail reported.
Fishburne who is quite stunning has created a social media following, and according to reports craves the limelight. Hopefully, she can get her act together and get the help she needs.
I’m going to tell you all right now that she was given special treatment. Does anyone think they would’ve been able to walk away from the police far enough and over a rail to squat and pee?
So she is Morpheus’ daughter? She comes across as coming from the ghetto jungle. Did she think the officer was buying she was a hispanic and not black?
He still has a hold of her as she pees...
She ah-ight...
The girl needs three years incarceration to get fully detoxified and five years parole with biweekly drug and alcohol tests.
She does seem a little black*ish...
With any luck she will make it to 30.
5.56mm
Larry must be so proud...
Trying to figure out why I should care about this.
Okay, not while she’s actually peeing, but when she crosses the guard rail...
He does not maintain control of her though.
Going to lose a prisoner or get shot doing that.
Stopped reading right there.
Famed actor? Never heard of him.
Classy. Very, very classy.
She a ho.
Into the Ho Pool with her.
Start her on maintenance and see what her aptitudes are.
Next.
“including the fact that there’s no evidence to say Fishburne is Latino”
Sadly, many blacks create non-black ancestry in their minds - a sort of defense mechanism. Here in NJ, we have a small population of mulattoes along the border with upstate NY that claim to be an Indian tribe (the Ramapoughs) - yet there is no evidence at all that they have Indian heritage. NY and NJ humor them with recognition, while the federal government won’t. If you see them, they look like mulattoes and many have Dutch surnames (the original settlers of the area were Dutch) - but they maintain the charade because they don’t want to be identified with the larger black population in the US (many of which also have white blood).
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