Posted on 04/28/2017 3:43:21 AM PDT by Helicondelta
The White House launched a new hotline on Wednesday for people to report crimes committed by “criminal aliens,” but some of the callers instead are using the line to report cases of extraterrestrial contact and UFO sightings.
The administration set up the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office on Wednesday, in accordance with President Trump’s executive order in January. The office, folded within the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency, aims to “assist victims of crimes committed by criminal aliens,” according to the Department of Homeland Security.
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This is why we can’t have nice things.
In the days of “Ma Bell”, so I’m told, people who thought doing this repeatedly was funny had their phone lines mysteriously stop working for a week or three. Of course that was back when businesses had the right to refuse service.
Bitter Klingons.
I smell Obama and Soros.
Great news! The mentally ill are now self-identifying. Round them up and put them in an institution.
Automatically forward those calls to ValJar at Hussein’s new DC compound.
Naw, its just too easy.
Anybody know where I can find a good number to dial ICE in NY? There’s a bunch of illegals by my school that I’d like to see gone.
We can laugh all we like but you know...
A malicious non-human agency messing with our stuff would sure explain a lot.
Has Obama even returned to D.C.?
He needs to be chipped so we can be alerted to take cover if he shows up in anyone's local 'hood.
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