I don’t believe that crap for a minute. I am very acutely confident neither of my southern parents would have abided that.
That's not crap Gaffer.
I saw it first hand and deliberately glossed over some things I wanted to add because naive people like you might not be able to handle it, because you didn't live it and see it and hear it first hand.
What your parents or my parents though is irrelevant. -Tom