If it isn’t true they should leave the story out there to freak the little guy out
on the second thought that might not be a good idea..he might launch a nuke
He is probably freaking out even more now. After all, the US government is “trying to cover up a leak” is probably what he is thinking.
“If it isn’t true they should leave the story out there to freak the little guy out”
Or maybe it’s true and they put out this story to mislead little kim.
“If it isn’t true they should leave the story out there to freak the little guy out”
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Indeed!
I’d never underestimate the SEALs, but the concept itself seems undo-able. I do like the idea of His Tubbiness getting uber-paranoid about his security to the point of going into hiding.
They should put out more stories like this. Here's one I would like to see:
US Government Offers Attractive Incentives to Kim Jung-Un's Security Staff
The US government has instituted a new incentive package for any of Kim's security detail who neutralizes the "dear leader". The US will grant that person immediate US citizenship, and will assist him in obtaining work in Hollywood as a personal bodyguard to a young, sexy Hollywood movie star.
