Put the damn mirrors back up and teach the kids how to handle reality.
Posted on 04/06/2017 9:01:09 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Idiots.
Who cares if that bugger remains on your cheek...
Who cares if your nose is bleeding...
Who cares if you have something in your eye...
Who cares if you were just beaten up in the hallway...
You look okay to us girls!
Isn’t this sexist?
Unless all the other girls in her lacrosse pictures are also giraffes (it’s possible), it’s likely a typo.
Jerks! I wonder how long mirrorless will last.
"You are going to have to use the camera on your cell phone to see if your hair is combed right."
I believe some ladies use the front facing camera on their smartphone as a mirror....no way the ladies arent gonna check themselves before they face the outside world....
Girls BR story
The girls had been blotting their lipstick on the bathroom mirrors and the janitors were having a rough time cleaning the glass.
They had the principal call a ‘committee’ to meet in the BR to discuss the problem.
They were gathered there and a female janitor used the stall.
The lead janitor waited till the lady was finished, (no flush)and took his long handled squeegie and dipped it in the recently used bowl and started scrubbing the mirror.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
I would hope not. This isn’t all about vanity. It’s common decency too.
Put the damn mirrors back up and teach the kids how to handle reality.
Check out the roster - 2 seven footers and five others who are over six feet. If that girls’ team only has a 4-10 record, imagine what the other teams look like. I think there must be some jokers putting together the stats.
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And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
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Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
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Remember The Pueblo.
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Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
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Hire people with hooks.
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You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!
LOL Just when you think CA could not get anymore nutty
“You are important” and “You are loved.” *You look so cute in your orange jumpsuit*And the now-relevant *You are about to spend as long a period behind bars as you've been alive....*
But her crime buddies won't be whispering those sweet words in her ear:
yep guarantee it will be a girl overweight, ugly, and desperately would love to look better, but is too lazy to put effort in, or just hasn’t got it, and so she thinks of this stupid idea.
Liberals.
You like to think people are equal, but they clearly are not so lets make everyone think they are equal, by bringing up the idiots, ugly, and fat whilst bringing down the slim, beautiful, and great .
lol rotate your tires. good advice.
This line seems rather timely....
“Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.”
That might constitute a majority of today's high school kids.
However, her mindset is, save for any bomb plots so far, of the Bernardine Dohrn variety.
What about the mirrors in the boys’ restrooms? A bit discriminatory there, lil missy.
This woman is sick and tired off all this women’s rights and mentoring to girls hoo-ha. It’s a slap in our faces. Susan Rice just got back from talking to girls through a program that’s supposed to make them feel worthy. Worthy? Who said females aren’t worthy? And womyn’s studies? Does society not need men’s studies? It’s disgusting. I’ve yet to find any rights that I’m missing out on.
Sabrina needs to get back to her safe space and take her feel good notes with her.
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