Can I request the pat down to be performed by a female?
Last time I did that I got a smelly, 350 pound woman with bad breath. The cute blonde just smirked at me.
With my luck I'd probably get "Nurse Diesel" or her sister "Nurse Ratchet". No doubt, obese, hairy, smelly, and stronger then a team of mules. I might almost prefer a homo who might enjoy the experience rather than risk a man hating dyke who'd likely squash your left testicle flatter than a penny farthing.
Regards,
GtG