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5 rules governing male-female relations
wnd.com ^ | 2/21/2017 | Burt Perlutsky

Posted on 02/21/2017 5:22:16 AM PST by rktman

After the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals foolishly ruled that a judge in Washington had the authority to overrule President Trump when it came to banning immigration from seven flashpoints of Islamic terrorism, those on the left rushed to praise the decision. In time, it’s likely to bite them in the rump.

As everyone but those who are still mourning Hillary Clinton’s defeat are aware, the 9th Circuit is overruled so often by the Supreme Court that even bookies don’t like the odds. So how will those on the left react when a Supreme Court, even one that is equally divided between conservatives and liberals, once again reverses the clowns? Will they continue to trumpet their undying faith in judicial wisdom?

(Excerpt) Read more at wnd.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: grins
Thanks Burt. We all need to grin once in a while.
1 posted on 02/21/2017 5:22:16 AM PST by rktman
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The problem for liberals isn’t that they are always wrong, but that they lack the imagination to conceive of a future in which they’re not in absolute control.

I love this line because it's so true.
2 posted on 02/21/2017 5:40:26 AM PST by Maverick68
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To: rktman

Ha! #5 is the best.


3 posted on 02/21/2017 5:42:01 AM PST by No Socialist (Patty Squ)
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To: rktman

6. Things you did BEFORE you even knew her are up for scrutiny.


4 posted on 02/21/2017 5:44:50 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Maverick68

Their lack of being able to conceive NOT being in control is being played out daily. Can you imagine if other certain parties had behaved like this during the last 8 years? Maybe we should have.


5 posted on 02/21/2017 5:45:39 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: central_va

Yeah, roger that.


6 posted on 02/21/2017 5:46:12 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: rktman

Never talk about anything you did before you met her. History starts when you meet and anything you did or didn’t do prior to her “coming into your life” should be eased from your lexicon. Keep your personal history to yourself.


7 posted on 02/21/2017 5:50:06 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: No Socialist

Ha! #5 is the best.


I don’t know—4 was very good as well. For those who don’t want to click on the article and read through the whole thing (the rules are at the end), here is the meat of the article:

Although I am happily married to the incredible Yvonne, I have been married in the past with far less happy results, so I understood the points raised by someone who sent me five rules governing male behavior toward the allegedly weaker sex:
1. Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened yet.

2. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

3. Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they tend to hate each other.

4. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License contract. In the end, you have no option but to ignore everything and click “I agree.”

5. Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.

And will, I would add, be rebroadcast at a much later date for what will be purported to be your own good.


8 posted on 02/21/2017 5:50:55 AM PST by Hieronymus (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Hieronymus

All of them are pretty spot on. And that’s coming from me,a woman.


9 posted on 02/21/2017 5:58:16 AM PST by No Socialist (Patty Squ)
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To: rktman
1. Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened yet.

2. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

3. Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they tend to hate each other.

4. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License contract. In the end, you have no option but to ignore everything and click “I agree.”

5. Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.

And will, I would add, be rebroadcast at a much later date for what will be purported to be your own good.

10 posted on 02/21/2017 6:12:49 AM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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Categorically answer NO to any such question as “Does this ____ make me look fat?”


11 posted on 02/21/2017 6:14:39 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

There needs to be a Geneva Convention concerning the war between the sexes.


12 posted on 02/21/2017 6:17:11 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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[The Ninth Circuit] clearly hadn’t based their conclusion on an objective reading of the Constitution’s separation of powers.

Not only that, but they ignored recent precedence on immigration: When Obama wouldn't enforce our immigration laws Arizona decided it would do the job. Obama sued to prevent Arizona from enforcing the law and eventually won with the Supreme Court ruling that immigration is the job of the federal government.

Fast forward to the Ninth Circuit ruling which, in effect, says that the states of Washington and Minnesota can set immigration policy but the President of the United States cannot. It won't stand!

13 posted on 02/21/2017 6:27:58 AM PST by libertylover (In 2016 small-town America got tired of being governed by people who don't know a boy from a girl.)
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To: rktman

I like them all, but especially #4.


14 posted on 02/21/2017 6:33:38 AM PST by I want the USA back (Lying Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: rktman

Rules are for beta males.


15 posted on 02/21/2017 6:40:43 AM PST by mewzilla (I'll vote for the first guy who promises to mail in his SOTU addresses.)
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To: Rebelbase; All
“Does this ____ make me look fat?”

Reply with "No, your butt does." See what happens. Maybe update us all on the thread here in time for the Friday Funnies. We could use a laugh.

16 posted on 02/21/2017 7:10:57 AM PST by wbill
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Jerry Seinfeld, marriage, summed up, one sentence.

You’re wrong; I’m fine with that.


17 posted on 02/21/2017 1:41:49 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: rktman

All very insightful, but #1 is my wife. She can, or claims to recall, every conversation we have ever had, and always uses those memories to her advantage. I can’t argue with her about it as I can’t recall what we talked about yesterday.


18 posted on 02/21/2017 1:48:19 PM PST by Robwin
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