Relocate them to a fever swamp in Michigan’s upper peninsula.
Let them deal with skeeters so large they can withstand a 20 ga shotgun blast at close range.
Black flies, deer flies, and horse flies so big they can consume a horse in one setting.
35 below zero 9 months of the year with 15 feet of snow, and rain and mud the rest of the year.
Geat addition to location for federal employees actively working against the people.
We have:
Death Valley
Alaska tundra
Okeefenokee Swamp
UP Michigan Fever Swamp
Washington, DC, at one time was a swamp on the Potomac, so mosquitos and malaria were a problem.
Certain embassies still give “hardship” pay for locating to the “Swamp.”
DC has the skeeter problem under control now, so relocating the swamp-dwellers to an actual swamp is a good idea!!