Yup, like the family basement.
Yup, like the family basement.
Holey crap.... It bit his sister.
I didn't do it...I tell ya
I was on the other side of town
&
I didn't bite anybodies sister either.....
It's all a dirty rumor.....
It's...It's...Moose Abuse...I tell ya
How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin’ them moose.
Goosin’ them huge moose,
Goosin’ them tiny,
Goosin’ them meadow-moose
In the hiney.
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin’ through the woods,
Pokin’ them snoozy moose
In the goods.
How to be a Moose Gooser?
It’ll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!
Mason Williams
That was my sister’s house. He was after her cheese.
Any sign of a flying squirrel?
Moose are attracted to 60’s hippy posters like that red one. Most people know that. Tie-dye drives them completely batty, they should consider themselves lucky.
Hope those are not moose droppings all over that carpet, that would piss my wife something bad.
That’s ‘moose scat’ on the floor.
Not a common indoor cleaning problem.
“Ms Emerick said eight officers carried the approximately 600lb (270kg) animal up the stairs.” That has got to turn up on Youtube.
One morning I went down to the basement and shot a moose in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, we’ll never know.
Moose ping. Did y’all lose one? She turned up in Idaho.
If the moose was so polite, why did it crap all over the floor?
Young moose, must’ve wanted to be a basement-dwelling millennial moose. Just wanted some hot cocoa and warm pajamas.
ping
“quick, get your sister upstairs and locked in her room!”
