TRUMP DESTROYED, DESTROYED, DESTROYED AND DESTROYED AGAIN [SATIRE]

Daily Telegraph (Sydney) ^ | 30th January 2017 | Tim Blair

[naturalman1975]

I went online yesterday to learn more about Donald Trump blocking arrivals from Islamic nations – only to discover something shocking.

The US president had been destroyed. Completely destroyed.

And not just once but repeatedly. It was all there, as clear as day, in headline after headline:

“JK Rowling destroys Trump in one sentence.” – Raw Story, December 8 2015

“Sanders destroys Trump by 13 points.” – The Hill, December 22 2015

“Donald Trump destroyed by Stephen Colbert.” – YouTube, January 30 2016

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June was a particularly active month for Trump, who was destroyed five times by Clinton and also faced destruction at the hands of two television commentators, a former New York City mayor and an Australian comedian, among others:

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In August and September, actors, TV hosts, Saturday Night Live comics, a trampy singer and a Cleveland grandmother all took their turns ritually grinding Trump’s corpse into an ever-finer bloody paste:

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Remarkably, despite by now being reduced to a few rogue strands of DNA, Donald J. Trump’s cellular remains somehow won November 8’s election. But the destruction just keeps going:

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Trump must be the most destroyed entity in global history. Even Australia’s car industry is in better shape. But there he was again on the weekend, impossibly signing executive orders and even speaking to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, presumably via ouija board.

Forget living in a post-truth world. We’re living in a post-life world. All hail Trump, the first ghost president.

[Jane Long]

Why are you posting this cr@p?

No thanks.

[gaijin]

I love his “getting destroyed” so far.

I hope it goes on for EIGHT YEARS..!

[naturalman1975]

How about reading the article not just the headline?

[Rastus]

I hate that crap. I see it every day, even from our side. “Schumer DESTROYED by one sentence!”

I think the kids call this “click bait.”

[manna]

Whew!

You need a program to keep all of this straight.

[Publius]

Thanks for posting. Great article. A good example of Aussie humor, capturing the irony of the moment.

[Rurudyne]

... and 8 of Pence, 8 or Pence’s VP ....

[Fiddlstix]

[MNDude]

I guess it’s true most people read only the headline.

[SamAdams76]

Damn, why you post ‘this crap here? Trump is hardly destroyed. He’s getting stronger by the day.

[Mears]

It was humorous.

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[pepsionice]

We’ve basically marginalized the word “destroyed” to such an extent....that it’s like having some fly land on your arm.

[hole_n_one]

You jumped the gun on this one, kiddo.

[snarkytart]

Um. this isn’t click bait though. It’s a good article.

[naturalman1975]

Again, read the article. Not just the headline.

This is a satirical piece talking about the fact that for a man that the left wing press kept repeatedly describing as destroyed, Trump seems pretty intact.

[fidelis]

I think you’re missing the irony of the article. For someone who the media constantly keeps proclaiming “destroyed” by some half-brained media, Donald Trump is very much alive and rolling along, destroying their agenda and Obama’s “legacy” every day.

[freedumb2003]

It is dripping sarcasm.

[piasa]

Only read the headline?

[Jane Long]

Thanks....I should’ve clicked on the link....something I’m sometimes hesitant to do :)