I'm starting one RIGHT NOW!
If you send me $39/month, I will send you a photo of your very own adopted Millennial, suitable for framing! Plus, once a month you will receive a letter from your Millennial, hand written in crayon from his/her/its Safe Space!
Your $39/month insures your adoptee will receive a NEW box of 64-Color Crayons each month, plus a Double Latte Mocha Frappadacha when we take him/her/it on the monthly field trip to Starbucks to huddle with playmates.
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We all have if we pay income taxes. No free college. Work your way through or earn a scholarship.